Remember Larry? He was the guy you knew and periodically hung out with in high school, but you lost touch with him pretty much the moment you graduated. You had friends in common, maybe even a couple of memories where you guys really connected, but for some reason or another, you just couldn't stay in touch. And then 10 years later, you end up sharing a cubicle with him at your new job. As soon as he opens his mouth, the questions begin forming: Was my head that far up my ass back then, or maybe Larry has only recently joined the league of morons? Should I deny that I am myself and ignore him, or just quit now and run? I still have dreams of becoming wise, but is it possible that I have socially and mentally deteriorated, comp... read more >

